Edie Picks Larson And Smokes The Fantasy League In The 2nd Segment

Kyle Larson


“Young Money”, aka Kyle Larson, picked a good time to get his first win in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, driving away from Chase Elliott and “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski on a late restart to take the Pure Michigan 400 on Sunday at Michigan International Speedway.

Larson, the driver of the Chip Ganassi Racing with Felix Sabates No. 42 Chevrolet, became the 13th different driver to win a race this season and firmly planted himself among those vying for the 16-car field in the Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup.

“Young Money” took the lead away from Chase Elliott on a restart with 10 laps to go when Elliott’s No. 24 Hendrick Motorsports Chevrolet appeared to get loose. From there, Larson drove away for the victory that had eluded him in his first 98 Sprint Cup Series races.

 

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

In the final race of the second segment, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star took her 45 point lead over the field prior to the start of the race and compounded her lead by picking the race winner, Kyle Larson!  That catapulted her to an even larger margin of victory, 50 points!  Also joining in the fraternity this week is our youngest player, Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, each grabbing 45 points!win

The Las Vegas Super Star smoked the whole field this segment!

The Movers and Shakers

 

Both A&M Aggie Sue and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff, aka known as The Bossman and Water Cooler Leon collected 40 points for riding on the edge of their seat most all day in the copilot seat in Chase Elliott’s race car.

The unlikely trio of Bobby Blue Crush, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude pulled out a nice 39 points to add to their second segment final tally.

Lonna The Quilt Angel received 37 points from Kevin Harvick’s 5th place finish and that was enough to keep her moving away from “The Outhouse”.

Rounding out the top five scorers was Skid-Marc.  Ol Skid-Marc gathered up 36 points from Jimmie Johnson’s 6th place finish at Michigan.

To end the segment there was wide spread movement throughout the leaderboard this week.  However there were not huge exchanges in positions, generally just a slight adjustment of positions.  Those players who remained in their satus quo positions at the end of the this segment were, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star, Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff, Bobby Blue Crush, Jeremy The Coach, Snoopy Dawn, Linda The Cookie Mom, and Jerry The Buschwacker.

The single largest mover this last week of the second segment was Kathy The Church Forecloser.  The ol Church Forecloser slipped and fell three places this week.  She wound up just three points out of “The Outhouse”, she just could not evict Jerry The Buschwacker!

There was a quintet of players that just did the “Texas Two Step” this week.  Cole the On Demand Baseball Player, Jim, aka Chiefy, as well as Doug The Gandy Candy Dude all ascended up the leaderboard two spots this week.  Meanwhile, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Zee, aka Sissy stumbled and fell two spots to end the segment.

Those players not mentioned, heretofore, either climbed up one position or slide down one position this week.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

You know that most all of the players had a very good race when the lowest scorer of the week adds 20 points to their weekly total.  In closing out this segment David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey secured “The Crappiest Pick of The Week”!

And to wrap up all the 2nd segment business, Jerry The Buschwacker will be receiving the 2nd segment “Outhouse Award”!  He has become the first two-time recipient of that prestigious award!

WE SALUTE YOU!!!

So next week we all get a fresh start!  We can all dream on about making one more attempt at securing some of that big Redneck Fantasy League money, as well as some Chase and Championship mulla!!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Could This Be The Weekend That Chase Wins?

Chase Elliott

As the summer closes in on fall and the last race of segment number comes into view, The Chase is in sight, not only for the drivers but also for our players! After calculating the numbers this past weekend, It is a foregone conclusion that Edie the Las Vegas Super Star will take home the top money!  Not even an earthquake could shake her off of the top spot with her 45 point lead, that is more points than can be scored in one race!  Nevertheless, the rest of the top four paying spots are still in contention.  So despair not my redneck race fans!

 

Our Michigan Picks

 

This week we have wide spread choices for the Pure Michigan 400, as you will see in the following paragraphs!

There are three drivers this week that have a trio of rooters.  Starting off alphabetically we have William Clyde Elliott, Jr., aka Chase Elliott.  The backers of Chase Elliott this week comprise a list of A&M Aggie Sue, Doug The Gandy Candy Dude, as well as Water Cooler Leon.

Not to be out done this week are Bobby Blue Crush, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude who are whole heartedly backing “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski at Michigan.

Rounding out the top three groups are Carole, aka Rudy, Linda the Cookie Mom and Jerry The Buschwacker who are betting the farm that Joey Logano can drive his hot rod into Victory Lane Sunday evening.

Even though Denny Hamlin has recently visited Victory Lane he could only gather up two players, Jeremy The Coach and Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle to root for him this weekend.

Lastly our presumed segment two winner Edie The Las Vegas Super Star is all in for “Young Money”, Kyle Larson this week and has influenced Cole the On Demand Baseball Player to join her this weekend!

For all the math majors out there that totals 13 player who have teamed with others this week. That leaves a very large number, 9 in total, that are independent thinkers, and are most definitely in bidnez for themselves!

Just a final thought in the final race of this segment.  Is it just me or has anyone else gotten sick and tired of all the rain that has plagued the races over the past month?

“Who’ll stop the rain?”

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Edie Stretches Out Her Lead!

Kevin Harvick


Just about 24 hours after the original green flag flew at Bristol, the checkered flag waved and the 500 laps were complete!

 

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

 

This week we have two players who were riding shotgun with “Freaky Fast” Kevin Harvick.  Both Bobby Blue Crush and Edie The Las Vegas Super Star were the only ones who were bold enough to select Harvick as their man for Bristol, along with that cam 44 huge points.  This was only Harvick’s second victory at “The World’s Fastest Half Mile”!

With that 44 points that The Las Vegas Super Star scored this week it pretty much seals her fate as the second segment winner!  With a 45 point lead going into the last race at Michigan, she could score zero points and still have at least a one point lead over Water Cooler Leon, who presently sits in second place!

MAYDAY!!  MAYDAY!!

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

We have a trio of players who were the largest movers this week, Bobby Blue Crush, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Linda The Cookie Mom. Kilimanjaro Bobby rocketed up the leaderboard five (5) spots this week, and that ascension was just in the nick of time because it landed him in 9th place this week!

Both David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Linda The Cookie Mom had an off week!  Both players plummeted five (5) places this week landing in 10th and 16th, respectively.

MAYDAY!

Another trio of players moved four (4) position this week.  Cole The On Demand Baseball Player fared the best out to the three players, climbing up four (4) places this week, now resting in 6th place.

Conversely, Jeremy The Coach and Carole, aka Rudy slithered down the totem pole four (4)spots to reside now in 11th and 17, respectively.

MAYDAY!

Meanwhile, Jim, aka Chiefy modulated him position by three (3) places to sit in 12th place.

There is a quartet of players that moved two (2) spots.  We have a duo that were successful in their climb up the totem pole this week, some people know him as The Bossman, some as Your Most Humble Sheriff, and some know him as Water Cooler Leon, but nevertheless you all know him, and with his successful climb up the leaderboard this week is Skid-Marc!

However the remaining two players in that quartet did not fare so well.  Both A&M Aggie Sue and Bernie The Bay Area Bandit fell from grace this week landing in 4th and 14th, respectively.

MAYDAY!

Still another group of six of players moved one spot.  Dan The Numbers Cruncher, Carlton The Doorman, Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude all stepped up one position this week.  But both Doug The Gandy Candy Dude and Jerry The Buschwacker each slipped one position.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

It is quite amazing that the player who wins this weeks “Crappiest Pick of the Week” was not the week’s biggest mover.  Nevertheless Jeremy The Coach, with his microscopic 3 points wins this award this week.

We have a changing of “The Outhouse Guard” this week!  Both The Buschwacker and The Gandy Candy Dude showed their prowess in picking winners this week.  Although they did not have the lowest score this week, they did gather up a single digit, 8 points, for their tally this week!  And for that high degree of skill shown they miraculously find themselves in a tie for “The Outhouse” this week!

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL UP YOUR GLOVES,FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Matt Kenseth Has The Vote For the Night Race At Bristol

Matt Kenseth

As “the regular season” winds down in 2016, NASCAR makes its last trip into “The Last Colosseum”, the Bristol Motor Speedway.  What was once The Race of the race season, and tickets were just impossible to get with a five year waiting list, it will be very interested to see just how many spectators are sitting in their seats when the green flag waves!

Nevertheless, there will be 22 people who will have a vested interest in the outcome of this short track race.  It will very interesting to see if this weekend there are any paybacks administered!  As we all know, race car drivers have a very long and very good memory!  Additionally, we also know that if the drivers feel slighted the short tracks is a place where paybacks can be administered!

 

Our Bristol Picks

 

The overwhelming vote of confidence, by our players, this week goes to Matt Kenseth.  Riding the Matt Kenseth train is Linda The Cookie Mom, Kathy The Church Forecloser, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Carole, aka Rudy.

Meanwhile “the three amigos”, Snoopy Dawn, Jim, aka Chiefy and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player are huddling together and pledging all their support to Denny Hamlin Saturday.

Another trio of players have banded together this week to support William Clyde Elliott, Jr., better known as Chase!  Those three players consist of Carlton The Doorman, Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude, and Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle.

There are four more drivers with a rooting section of two players each this week.

Skid-Marc and A&M Aggie Sue are hoping that the Furniture Row Racing No. 78 of Martin Truex, Jr. can drive his Toyota into Victory Lane Saturday evening.

Both Doug The Gandy Candy Dude and Jerry The Buschwacker are hanging tight and tough with “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski!

Additionally, Bobby Blue Crush and Edie The Las Vegas Super Star are collaborating together rooting for “Freak Fast” Kevin Harvick!

Lastly, Dan The Numbers Cruncher and The Bossman, Water-Cooler Leon are hoping that Jimmie Johnson can rebound from his year-long funk and drive his Lowe’s Chevy into Victory Lane.

When the race is over do you think that there will be some lost tempers, some bruised egos,and some crumpled sheet metal?  I think that you can count on that!

With just two races left in this segment to try to get into position to grab some Redneck Fantasy League money, some players have a clear path and some will need “a little help from their friends”!

Good luck to all at Bristol!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Edie Maintains Her Position Atop Of The Leaderboard

Denny Hamlin

Denny Hamlin won Sunday’s Sprint Cup Series Cheez-It 355 at Watkins Glen International after leading the final 10 laps in the 90-lap event.  This is the Joe Gibbs Racing driver’s second win of 2016 and his first at the New York road course.

The race ended on some high drama after Keselowski made contact with Martin Truex, Jr., punting him, and turned him around in the final turn to the checkered flag. This allowed defending race winner and victor of Saturday’s XFINITY Series race, Joey Logano, to run away with second!  Also caught up in the final turn melee was Kyle Larson, who was running 4th at the time.

The Fraternal of The Go Fast

 

Once again this week this award goes undelivered since no player had Denny Hamlin as their pick for The Glen.

 

The  Shakers and Movers

 

The biggest scorers of the week are our current leader on the totem pole, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star, and the semi-surging Water Cooler Leon.  Each of these two players had chosen A.J. Allmendinger and were rewarded handsomely with 37 points.

We have a quintet of players who were able to snatch 36 points from two different driver’s efforts..  Three of those players include Zee, aka Sissy, Jerry The Buschwacker and Skid-Marc gathered up their points from Kyle Busch’s 6th place finish.  While Jeremy The Coach and Doug The Gandy Candy Dude received their points from Tony Stewart’s 5th place results.

Lonna The Quilt Angel finished the day out nicely with 35 points from Martin Truex, Jr’s 7th place finish.

Likewise, Cole The On Demand Baseball Player grabbed a nifty 33 points for Jamie McMurray’s good race results of 8th place.

Rounding out the top five scorers this week is a quartet of players.  Those four players include Linda The Cookie Mom, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude.  All four of these players were banking on Kurt Busch driving his hot rod into Victory Lane.  Even though that did not happen they did very well settling for 31 points Sunday.

There was not widespread movement this week.  In fact, 12 of the 22 players remained in their previous spots when the checkered flag flew at The Glen.

This week the biggest mover was Dan the Numbers Cruncher.  The Numbers Dude slithered down the totem pole three (3) places to fall out of the top five, landing now in 6th place.

Next is a quartet of players that moved 2 spots on the leaderboard this week.  Both David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Jeremy The Coach climbed up two (2) spots Sunday, now residing in 5th and  7th, respectively.  Not nearly as fortunate was Carlton The Doorman and Carole, aka Rudy as both of these individuals tumbled two spots landing in 8th and 13th, respectively this week.

Lastly, there were five players who moved up just one spot.  Zee, aka Sissy, Bossman Leon, Linda The Cookie Mom and Bernie The Bay Area Bandit all stepped up one position.  Conversely, Jason The All-Around Edgy Dude slipped one position Sunday.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

“The Crappiest Pick of The Week” award is very easy to select this week.  There was only one player who was so unfortunate to score a microscopic 9 points, and that player is Dan The Numbers Cruncher!  Congratulations Numbers Dude!

For the second week in a row Skid-Marc will retain his grip on “The Outhouse Award”!  However, both Jerry The Buschwacker and Doug The 
Gand Candy Dude are well within striking distance of Skid-Marc!

With just two races left in this segment and the fact that there are pockets of very tightly contested positions, I would warn you not get feeling so secure in your position on the leaderboard.  “Don’t look back”, someone may be catching you!

Next week the Sprint Cup has an off week before they head to Bristol.

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Can Kurt Busch Rack Up A Win At The Glen?

Kurt Busch pit stop

This week NASCAR makes its second, and last, trip to a road course.  Watkins Glen International is located in the picturesque Finger Lakes in Western New York, not far from the Syracuse area.  These lakes were formed from the glaciers of the Ice Age!  Unlike Sonoma, which is slower highly technical race track, The Glen is a much faster high speed, internationally acclaimed road course.

 

Our Watkins Glen Picks

 

As the accompanying photo would indicate, this week the overwhelming choice of The Redneck Fantasy League is Kurt Busch.  There are five players, Snoopy Dawn, Linda The Cookie Mom, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, as well as Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude that will be pounding down gallons of Monster Energy Drink and rooting loudly for “The Outlaw”!

“Cousin” Carl Edwards has a rather large fan base this week with four players sitting on the pit box.  The four players who are hoping that Edwards can drive his No. 19 JGR Toyota into Victory Lane are Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle, Bobby Blue Crush, Jim, aka Chiefy, as well as Kathy The Church Forecloser.

Skid-Marc, Jerry The Buschwacker and Zee, aka Sissy are combining forces this week to back “The Shrub”, Kyle Busch.

There are two drivers who a rooting section of two players each.  Jeremy The Coach and Doug The Former Mudslinger and Psychic, Turned Gandy Candy Dude are really hoping that “where there is Smoke, there will be fire”.  In other words, these two are hoping that Tony Stewart has one more win in him before retirement.

Lastly, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Your Most Humble Sheriff, The Bossman, Water Cooler Leon are congregating their support for the little team that A.J. Allmendinger drives for JGT/Daugherty

Adding up all those numbers, and doing basic math in public, leaves six players that have independent choices this week.  Oh yeah that really means that they are in bidnez for themselves!

Good luck to all this week.  I don’t know about you all, but this week I am definitely in a “New York State of Mind”!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Edie Hangs On To The Top Spot Again

Chris Buescher

(WOMR file photo)

Chris Buescher sat in his car on pit road, dreaming of the possibilities.

NASCAR had just red-flagged Monday’s rain-delayed Pennsylvania 400 when a heavy fog settled over Pocono Raceway after 138 of a scheduled 160 laps, and Buescher was the unlikely race leader.

“I’m thinking of every kind of rain dance I can,” Buescher said on his radio.

The mental rain dance worked.

When NASCAR ended the stoppage by calling the race because of weather, Buescher had his first victory as a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver, and Front Row Motorsports had its first win since David Ragan took the checkered flag at Talladega Superspeedway 118 races ago.

Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

This week this nobody had Chris Buescher and his Front Row Racing Ford on their radar scope, he was not even remotely considered!  Therefore, this award goes back on the shelf this week.

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

Both David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and A&M Aggie Sue were our top score getters for the Pocono race, picking “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski. Each of those players were able to add 40 points to their 2nd segment totals from “Kes” finishing in 2nd place.

Bobby Blue Crush logged 36 points via Kyle Larson’s 6th place finish.

Denny Hamlin’s 7th place finish gave Lonna The Quilt Mom, Carole, aka Rudy and Linda The Cookie Mom all 34 points, and put some pep in their steps today.

There was a quintet of players that scored 33 points this week.  Four of those players, Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude, Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff all received their points from Carl Edward’s 8th place finish.  Carlton The Doorman received his points from Kyle Busch’s 9th place finish.

Rounding out the top five scorers is Zee, aka Sissy.  Sissy grabbed 31 points from Kurt Busch’s 10 place finish.

The single largest mover this week is Jeremy The Coach.  The Coach did not have a very good race dace, scoring only 6 points, plummeted six (6) paces after Pocono, now resting in 9th place!

Second on the movement scale this week is Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, slipping and tumbling five (5) spots on the leaderboard, landing in 13th position.

Likewise, Snoopy Dawn took a nosedive after the race was called due to fog.  Snoopy slipped down four (4) paces, sitting now in 17th position.

There was a quartet of players who moved three (3) spots this week, Carole, aka Rudy, Linda The Cookie Mom, Bobby Blue Crush and Jim, aka Chiefy. Rudy, Blue Crush and The Cookie Mom made positive gains of three spots.  Conversely, Chiefy stumbled down three spots.

Lastly, there is another quartet of players that moved two spots on the totem pole, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, Jason The Latent Tye Die Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude, Lonna The Quilt Angel and Skid-Marc.  Three players, The Throttle Jockey, The Edgy Dude and The Quilt Angel all slid up two places, meanwhile Skid-Marc slithered down two spots this week.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

It appears that this week there was some kind of mad rush to try to secure “The Crappiest Pick of The Week”?  This week we have four players who could only rally up a single digit score for their efforts, qualifying them for a four-way tie for this prestigious weekly award.  Those four players include Doug the Gandy Candy Dude, Snoopy Dawn, Jim, aka Chiefy and Skid-Marc!

Lastly, we have a new resident in “The Outhouse” this week!  With his microscopic 6 points scored, Skid-Marc took over control of “The Outhouse”, ousting Jerry The Buschwacker this week!

Next on the NASCAR schedule is the legendary road course in the Finger Lakes of New York, not that far from Syracuse,NY.

Good luck to all!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Joey Logano Is The Overwhelming Choice At Pocono

Joey Logano

This week the NASCAR haulers will be unloading at “The Tricky Triangle”, Pocono Raceway.  This race track is very different in design and very different in how the race teams attack it strategically!

 

Our Pocono Picks

As this segment heads towards its completion, and the standings get more closely packed, these final four races become extremely important for those who feel that they have a shot at “The Big 2nd Segment Money”!

This week Joey Logano is the overwhelming favorite, with nearly one third of The Redneck Fantasy League jumping on his bandwagon.  There are six players, Jeremy The Coach, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, Skid-Marc, Jim, aka Chiefy, Snoopy Dawn and Doug The Gandy Candy Dude who will be riding shotgun in the Team Penske No. 22 Pennzoil Ford Fusion Sunday and “believe” that Logano can make it happen.

A trio of ladies, Lonna The Quilt Angel, Carole, aka Rudy and Linda The Cookie Mom are steadfastly bonding and “believing” that their collective choice of “The Deliverator”, Denny Hamlin will be productive.

Still another trio of players, Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude, as well as Your Most Humble Sheriff, aka The Bossman and Water Cooler Leon are betting the farm that Carl Edwards can drive into Victory Lane Sunday evening.

Feeling equally as strong in their “belief” about their pick of Matt Kenseth, this week, is Jerry The Buschwacker and Dan The Numbers Cruncher.

Meanwhile, A&M Aggie Sue and David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey are teaming up to back the other Team Penske driver, “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski.

Lastly we have the Knapp sisters, Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle and Kathy The Church Forecloser hanging together and hanging tough with their selection of Mr. Six-Pack, Jimmie Johnson“believing” he can win Sunday.

This week there were more groups of players banding together.  There are only four players that have chosen to be independent thinkers this week.  Therefore, it is a much smaller group of players that are in bidnez for themselves!

Good luck to all and you just have to “believe”!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Edie The Las Vegas Super Start Stretches Out Her Lead Slightly

Kyle Busch

Mission accomplished, a record set, and a torch passed to the next generation!

Kyle Busch set a Brickyard record for laps led and became the first driver to sweep both a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR XFINITY Series race from the pole in the same weekend, but the real symbolism of Sunday’s Crown Royal 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway didn’t come until the event was over.

As Busch spun his No. 18 Toyota in a celebratory burnout and took his customary bows near the yard of bricks, Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon slowly circled the track, driving side by side, waving to fans acknowledging their career accomplishments after what is expected to be their respective last appearances at the Brickyard.

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

Both Snoopy Dawn and A&M Aggie Sue had the foresight, and the good luck, to have Kyle Busch as their selection for the Brickyard 400 at Indy this weekend and were rewarded handsomely with 45 points!

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

Likewise, the duo of Doug The Former Mudslinger and Psychic, Turned Kettle Corn Dude and Your Most Humble Sheriff, aka Bossman and Water Cooler Leon were seen pushing their shopping buggies up and down the rows of groceries all day at their local Dollar General Store.  Notwithstanding that fact, they were rooting extremely loud for Matt Kenseth and it paid off with a nifty 39 points!

Meanwhile, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jeremy The Coach each selected “Mr. Six-Pack”, Jimmie Johnson, and they each added 38 points to their totals.

Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude both picked “The Delivernator”, Denny Hamlin to drive his car into Victory Lane.  He obviously did not win but he did give these two 37 points.

Lastly,  Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, Kathy The Church Forecloser, Skid-Marc, Carlton The Doorman and Zee, aka Sissy all were riding shotgun with Kevin Harvick Sunday.  These five players all received 35 points when the checkered flag flew.

This week there was only moderate movement within the leaderboard.

The single largest mover this week is Snoopy Dawn climbing up four places standing now in 13th place!   Look out world, she is making a very late segment charge to mediocrity.

Second on the Richter Scale of movement is Karen The Extremely Opinionated Southern Belle who slid down the totem pole three places, resting in 16th spot.

However, Water Cooler Leon has quietly moved up two spots to sit just outside of the top five paying positions in 6th place.

Moving up one position this week are A&M Aggie Sue, Skid-Marc and Lonna the Quilt Angel.  Conversely slipping one spot this week are Zee, aka Sissy, Carlton The Doorman, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, as well as Bobby Blue Crush.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

You know that most all of the players had a reasonably good race when the lowest score was!  Having said all that “the crappiest pick of the week” is rewarded to the tandem of Bobby Blue Crush and Jerry The Buschwacker.

We have more breaking news with a new “Prince of The Poophouse'” and “Ogre of The Outhouse”.  Not only did Jerry The Buschwacker tie for “the crappiest pick of the week”, but he also evicted Lonna The Quilt Angel from The Outhouse to take sole possession of it this week!

Next week NASCAR rolls into “The Tricky Triangle”, Pocono Raceway, about 35 miles to the NW of Allentown, PA, the former home of Snoopy Dawn and Carlton The Doorman.

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Can “Freaky Fast” Harvick Kiss The Bricks This Week?

Kevin Harvick pit stop

This week NASCAR makes its annual trek into the hallowed ground of auto racing, The Indianapolis Motor Speedway, located at the corner of 16th St. and Georgetown in Speedway, IN.

 

Our Indy Picks

 

Leading the pack this week with the favor of one fifth of The Redneck Fantasy League, and I know that the accompanying photo gave it away, is “Freaky Fast” Kevin Harvick”!

There are four players, Carlton The Doorman, Kathy The Church Forecloser, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, as well as Cole the On Demand Baseball Player that are pounding down a Jimmy John’s sandwich while riding shotgun with Harvick at Indy.

Not to be outdone this week is Bobby Blue Crush, Jerry The Buschwacker and Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle and all are hanging with the elder Busch Bro., formally known as “Outlaw”, now more commonly known by his given name, Kurt.

There are five drivers that have a rooting section this week of two players each.

Smoke finally is getting a little love this season.  Both Lonna The Quilt Angel and Carole, aka Rudy are of the impression that Tony Stewart has at least one more win up his sleeve this season.

Both Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude will likely be watching the race from their local FedEx office and rooting for Denny Hamlin Sunday.

Meanwhile Jim, aka Chiefy and Jeremy The Coach are in the hip pocket of Mr. Six-Pack, Jimmie Johnson Sunday.

Another interesting movie this week will be watching Snoopy Dawn and A&M Aggie Sue munching on a huge bag of Skittles while they are rooting on Kyle Busch for another win.

Lastly, Doug The Former Mudslinger and Psychic, Turned Kettle Corn Dude and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff most likely will be offloading their weekly paycheck at The Dollar General Store while they are rooting for Matt Kenseth.

Good luck to all as we go “back home again in Indiana”!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

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