Doug Goes To The Top Of The Leaderboard!

Kevin Harvick


Kevin Harvick used an aggressive restart with six laps remaining Sunday to cap a late-race surge that helped him claim victory at the Bad Boy Off Road 300 at New Hampshire Motor Speedway.


Harvick had not won at New Hampshire since 2006, which previously was his only win at the track. The 2014 Sprint Cup champion now joins Martin Truex Jr. as drivers advancing in the Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup after the first two races of the playoff system.

 

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

Well this award goes unrewarded this week.  It looked like there were going to be four players sharing this award this week but ol “Freaky Fast” Kevin Harvick slipped by Matt Kenseth on the last restart at Louden and ruined their day!

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

Speaking of Matt Kenseth and losing the lead on the last restart to Kevin Harvick, ol Skid-Marc, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Part-Time Stalker, Karen The Extremely Opinionated Southern Belle, as well as Water Cooler Leon are really hanging their heads after what could have happened at Louden!  Even though they were the highest scorers of the week, 40 really important points, they could have each tutted their horns for selecting the winner at Louden.  Oh well, “you can’t always get what you want babe”, but they got what they needed!

Also have a really great Louden race was Carole, aka Rudy, who gathered up 39 points for Kyle Busch’s 3rd place finish.

Additionally, there was a very strange quintet heard singing “happy days are here again” with the waving of the checkered flag at Louden.  That eclectic group of players that were backing “Blazingly Bad’ Brad Keselowski were comprised of Snoopy Dawn, Carlton The Doorman, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star, Doug The Gandy Candy Dude, as well as Zee, aka Sissy all added 38 points to the totals.

Still another equally strange quartet emerged this weekend, Jerry The Buschwacker, Linda The Cookie Mom, Lonna The Quilt Angel and Bobby Blue Crush, all scoring 36 points from Martin Truex, Jr’s 7th place finish.  It had looked like Truex would go back to back in victory, dominating the 3/4 of the race, however, it was not to be this week.

Rounding out the top five scorers of the weeks was Cole the On Demand Baseball Player.  The Colester was the sole player that selected Jimmie Johnson this week, and was rewarded 33 points for his foresight!

There was wide scale movement this week, however there was not a large scale movement.  There was one third of our players, seven (7) in total who held serve in their previous positions.

Having said all that, the single largest mover this week was Dan the Numbers Cruncher.  You see The Numbers Dude stumbled, slipped, and fell five (5) places when the checkered flag fell at Louden, landing in 15th spot!

There were four players that moved three (3) places on the leaderboard this week.  Jeremy The CoachA&M Aggie SueDavid The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, as well as Jim, aka Chiefy all slithered down the totem pole three (3) spots, landing in 3rd, a tie for 11th, 16th and 18th spots, respectively.

However, Karen The Often Misunderstood, But Still Highly Opinionated Southern Belle stealthfully slithered up three (3) places this week, sitting in 14th place.

Last on The Redneck Fantasy League Richter Scale of movement is a group of players Doug the Gandy Candy Dude, Snoopy Dawn, Jerry The Buschwacker, Dan the Numbers Dude, Zee, aka Sissy, and Lonna The Quilt Angel.  All of these players moved up just one position this week!

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

The Crappiest Pick of The Week will be shared by a trio of players.  All three players were really hoping that Tony Stewart knew his way to Victory Lane at Louden.  Unfortunately for Smoke it has been too long since he had been in Louden Victory Lane!  So this week Jeremy The Coach, Jim, aka Chiefy as well as our long-standing cellar dweller and  “Guardian of The Gashouse”, Kathy The Church Forecloser will share this award!

Speaking of Kathy The Church Forecloser, she is once again in sole possession of “The Outhouse Award”!  It is as if she has found her niche in this NASCAR fantasy league thing!

With one third of this segment now in the books, there is now doubt that I can hear, louder and louder, some of the players singing one of my favorite Rolling Stone songs this week!!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Truex and Keselowski Are The Co-Favorites At Louden

Brad Keselowski

This week is race number two in The Chase For The Championship and it all takes place in The Granite State of New Hampshire, on “The Miracle Mile” at Louden.

 

Our Louden Picks

 

As the title for this post indicates, this week both “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski and Martin Truex, Jr. share the spotlight with a rooting section of five of our players, one quarter of The Redneck Fantasy League, putting their faith with them.  The five players laying it on the line for “Blazingly Bad” Brad are Snoopy Dawn, her roommate, traveling partner, and legal representative, Carlton The Doorman, Doug The Gand Candy Dude, Zee, aka Sissy, as well as Edie The Las Vegas Super Star.  This partnership is, in and of itself, some type of headline news that The Redneck Fantasy League P.I. has been dispatched to investigate this week!

Likewise, Martin Truex, Jr. has another quarter of The Redneck Fantasy League betting the farm that he can make it two race wins in a row!  Those five players consist of Jerry The Buschwacker, Linda The Cookie Mom, Lonna The Quilt Angel, Bobby Blue Crush, as well as Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude.

Almost not to be outdone is the support this week for Matt Kenseth.  He has the backing of four players this week, Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle, Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Part-Time Stalker, as well as ol Skid-Marc.

Adding up these three drivers’ support, accounts for just under two thirds of the entire fantasy league putting all their marbles into these three drivers’ marble sacks. If these three drivers have a bad day at Louden, we are going to hear some mighty load cries from all four corners of this country on Sunday, as well as watching the leaderboard take a massive dump!

Lastly we have Kathy The Church Forecloser, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jeremy The Coach putting their collective support with Smoke this week.  All three are somehow hoping that there is one more rabbit to pulled out of Tony Stewart’s hat before he departs NASCAR.

That leaves five players who, in this politically charged environment, would be considered independent voters, but we all know that they are really just in bidnez for themselves!

I am sure that some or all of the above mentioned players are surely hoping that this week their pick will surely be a friend!

Good luck to all!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GOLVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Jeremy Still Holds On To His Slim Lead After Chicagoland

Martin Truex, Jr.

Martin Truex Jr. won the race off pit road on the final green-flag pit stop of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 400, sparking him to the win at Chicagoland Speedway on Sunday.

The speedy stop propelled Truex past rookie Chase Elliott, who had led 75 laps until the caution came out on Lap 262 of the 270-lap overtime race. The race was the first of 10-race Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup.

 

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

Carlton The Doorman was the only player to have had the foresight to select Martin Truex,Jr. this week!  With that selection The Doorman grabbed 44 points and scaled up the totem pole five spots this week.

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

Bobby Blue Crush logged 37 points from “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski’s 5th place finish at Chicagoland, maintained his spot on the leaderboard, and has kept himself in the money this early in the segment.

The third highest scorers this week consists of an unlikely trio, Snoopy Dawn, Karen The Extremely Opinionated Southern Belle, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff.  All three of these players were laying low and riding shotgun with Denny Hamlin, and were rewarded nicely for their undercover work with 36 points.

Meanwhile, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star teamed up with one of her Las Vegas-ites, Kyle Busch, and received 34 points from his 8th place finish.

Rounding out the top five scores this week is Zee, aka Sissy who secured 32 points from Matt Kenseth’s 9th place finish.

This week was very unusual in that ten players, nearly half of The Redneck Fantasy League, remained in their previous week’s position!  Using normal math, that would leave 12 players who have shifted or exchanged places on the weekly totem pole.

Both Water Cooler Leon and Carlton The Doorman rocketed up the leaderboard, moving up five (5) places and now residing in 7th and 11th places, respectively.

Another duo, Linda the Cookie Mom and Skid-Marc, had a large movement this week (no pun intended).  Unfortunately, both of these players plummeted down the totem pole four (4) spots, landing in 12th and 15th, respectively.

The Bothers Hammack, Jerry The Buschwacker and Jim, aka Chiefy, stumbled and fell this week.  Both slid down the leaderboard three (3) spots to rest this week in 9th and 16, respectively.

Rounding out the top five movers is basically the rest of the fantasy league!  There are six players who moved one spot, either up or down this week.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

You know that the players did very well this week when “The Crappiest Pick of The Week” winner scored 21 points!  Nevertheless, this award will be shared by four of our players, Jerry The Buschwacker, Linda The Cookie Mom, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Occasional Stalker, as well as Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude.

For the third week in a row we have the same player controlling “The Outhouse”, Kathy the Church Forecloser!  However, I must say that the race for the Outhouse has tightened with week, with The All-Around Edgy Dude just two (2) away from taking control!

With Martin Truex, Jr’s win in the first Chase race, could this be magic?  Could this little team that could, really be a factor in The Chase?  Could this be the beginning of one of the greatest upsets in NASCAR history?

TIL NEXT TIME, I AM STILL WORKING ON MY REDNECK!

With A New Pit Crew, Freaky Fast Harvick Has The Vote For Chicagoland

Kevin Harvick PIt Stop

With the regular season now in the books, “THE CHASE” is about to begin in earnest with the race at Chicagoland!

 

Our Chicagoland Picks

 

Now that Kevin Harvick’s team has re-tooled its pit crew can that enhance his ability to pull off his second Sprint Cup championship?  This week Jerry The Buschwacker, Linda The Cookie Mom, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, as well as Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie Techie, and All-Around Edgy Dude think so and have pledged their support for “Freaky Fast” driver.  That, my friends, is a “freaky” composite group of the most widely differential individuals that have banded together so far this season!  I have dispatched The Redneck Fantasy League private investigator to try to piece together what has banded these players together this week.  (It looks a little shaky!)

This week at Chicagoland there are three drivers that have a rooting section of three players.  First in this group of rooters are Zee, aka Sissy, Dan The Numbers Cruncher and Jeremy The Coach, all hoping that Matt Kenseth will roll his JGR #20 Toyota into Victory Lane when the checkered flag flies.

Next on this list is Kathy The Forecloser, Jim, aka Chiefy and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, who are all in for Carl Edwards.

Additionally, Snoopy Dawn, Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Bell, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff are riding shotgun with Denny Hamlin this week.  Does the phrase ” a day late and a dollar short” come into play this week for these three players?

Both Carole, aka Rudy and A&M Aggie Sue have put all their marbles in the marble sack of Kyle Larson at Chicagoland.

Lastly, Doug The Gandy Candyman and Lonna The Quilt Angel think that this week Kurt Busch will punch his ticket to the next round of The Chase.

With the start of our last segment, and for those players who have yet to go by the pay window, the time is nigh and we might be “living on a prayer”!

Good luck to all this week as The Chase cranks up.

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWNM AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Jeremy The Coach Is Just Barely On Top

Denny Hamlin

Denny Hamlin won a wild race at his home track, and the top four Chase hopefuls entering Saturday night’s Federated Auto Parts 400 all held serve at Richmond International Raceway in an event that ended in overtime after a record 16 cautions.

Jamie McMurray locked up a spot in the Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup with a seventh-place finish, and Austin Dillon did likewise with a 13th-place run.

Sunoco rookies Chase Elliott and Chris Buescher both weathered some tense moments to qualify for NASCAR’s 10-race playoff, the first time two rookies have ever been included in the Chase field—and the first time any rookie has made the Chase since Hamlin accomplished the feat in 2006.

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

This week there were four players who were riding shotgun with “The Delivernator,” Denny Hamlin at Richmond, Jim, aka Chiefy, Doug The Former Mudslinger and Psychic, Turned Gandy Candy Dude, Bernie the Bay Area Bandit, as well as our current leader Jeremy The Coach!  All four players racked up a grand tally of 44 points this week!

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

Both Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player really padded their totals this week with 40 points from Kyle Larson’s second place finish.

There is a trio of players that also performed excellently on this second race of the segment.  Those three players include Karen The Highly Opinionated Southen Belle, A&M Aggie Sue, as well as Dan The Numbers Cruncher.  These players secured 32 points from Kyle Busch’s 9th place showing at Richmond.

Meanwhile, Zee, aka Sissy and Bossman Leon gathered up 32 points from Joey Logano’s 10th place finish in the Federated Auto Parts 400.

Rounding out the top five scores this week are Jerry The Buschwacker and Lonna The Quilt Angel.  Both players were rewarded with 30 points from Jimmie Johnson’s 11th place finish.

This week, with the exception of the top two players on the leaderboard and our “Princess of the Poophouse”, the standings look like something that emerged from a blender!

The single biggest mover of the week is David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey had a humongous fall from grace!  The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey plummeted from third place eleven (11) spots to land in 14th position now!

Second on the Richter Scale of movement is Jim, aka Chiefy who climbed up the totem pole seven (7) places to reside this week in 13th spot.

The third biggest movers of the week is a duet comprising of Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Stalker, as well as Carlton The Doorman.  The Bay Area Bandit slithered up the leaderboard six (6) spots, landing in  5th place.  Whereas The Doorman slid down six places to land in 16th place this week.

Still another trio, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star, Carole, aka Rudy, as well as Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude banded together and moved five (5) places this week.  The Las Vegas Super Star faired much better of the trio this week stepping up five positions to rest now in 15th place. Conversely, Rudy, and The Edgy Dude slide down five spots to land in 20th and 21st, respectively.

Lastly, rounding out the top five movers is Bobby Blue Crush who slipped down four (4) places, fell out of the top five, to reside now in 9th place.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

Once again, this week we have so-winners of “The Crappiest Pick of The Week” award.  There were a total of five (5) players, nearly one quarter of The Redneck Fantasy League, received a single digit for their score this week!  Slo there were plenty of choices for the this award.  However, both Kathy The Church Forecloser and Carole, aka Rudy were able to score on four (4) points this week!  And for their lack of proficiency in selecting a viable winner they share this award The Crappiest Pick of The week award this week.

Keeping in mind Kathy The Forecloser’s four (4) points for the week, those same four points kept her in sole charge of “The Outhouse” for the second week in a row!

Now that NASCAR has had “the last dance” of the regular season, next week The Chase begins with the race at Chicagoland, which is really located in the city of Joliet, IL!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’ GO RACIN’!

Joey Logano Has Overwhelming Support For The Richmond Race

Joey Logano

Well it’s a long way to Richmond rollin’ north on 95!

That is exactly what the NASCAR haulers will be doing this week.  It is the last race in “the regular season” before The Chase cranks up at Chicagoland in about a week and a half.

 

Our Richmond Picks

 

Nearly one quarter of The Redneck Fantasy League, five players in total, have jumped on the Joey Logano bandwagon for the Richmond race Saturday night. Those five players include Snoopy Dawn, Linda The Cookie Mom, Zee, aka Sissy, Skid-Marc, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff.  Each of these players are hoping to put max points into their totals column this week.

Secondly, one fifth of the fantasy league, four players, are betting the farm that Denny Hamlin can deliver a win for them this week.  Those four players consist of Jim, aka Chiefy, Doug the Gandy Candy Dude, Bernie The Stalker, as well as Jeremy The Coach.  Each of these players could really use a great race to propel them into the upper echelon of the totem pole.

Next there are three players, Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle, A&M Aggie Sue, as well as Dan The Numbers Cruncher, who are all agreeing that Kyle Busch can bring them a great score with a victory at Richmond.

There are four drivers that share a rooting section of two players each this week.  The first of those drivers are “Cousin Carl” Edwards with support from Carlton The Doorman and Jason the Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude.  Both of these players are extremely hungry for a win this week!

Both Kathy The Church Forecloser and Carole, aka Rudy seem to think that this is Matt Kenseth’s week to drive into Victory Lane and hoist the hardware.

Meanwhile, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player are thinking that “Young Money”, Kyle Larson, is ready to drive his hot rod again into Victory Lane.

Lastly, Jerry The Buschwacker and Lonna The Quilt Angel are backing Mr. Six-Pack, Jimmie Johnson, and are so desperately hoping that ol JJ can erupt form his summer long slump and return to the winner’s circle.

Good luck to all this week!

And I will end this post with the very same words that I started this post with:

Well it’s a long way to Richmond rollin’ north on 95!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Jeremy The Coach Starts Off This Segment In The Lead

Martin Truex, Jr.

 

Martin Truex Jr.’s luck changed. Kevin Harvick’s didn’t.

And that was the difference in Truex’s unexpected victory in Sunday night’s Bojangles’ Southern 500 at Darlington Raceway.

Truex led 28 laps, all after passing Ryan Newman for the top spot on Lap 339 of 367.

It was Truex who celebrated in Victory Lane, after beating Harvick to the finish line by .606 seconds, leaving the driver of the No. 4 Stewart-Haas Racing Chevrolet to bemoan his 17th second-place finish in the past 61 races—many of which he could have won with flawless execution on pit road. 

The Order of The Go Fast

 

It is Jeremy The Coach who starts off this final segment of the 2016 Fantasy League picking the Darlington winner. Martin Truex, Jr.  That choice gave The Coach a huge boost and 44 points to start off the segment

 

The Movers and Shakers

 

A pair of racers, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Doug the Gandy Candy Dude, as well as Snoopy Dawn start off this segment in second place when their choice, Kevin Harvick finished in second place once again, all the while logging a nifty 41 points.

Bobby Blue Crush jump started his third segment with 38 points from the good fortunes of Denny Hamlin’s 4th place finish.

Likewise Jerry The Buschwacker and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player came out smelling like a rose, scoring 36 points, when Joey Logano  was able to finish.

Lastly, A&M Aggie Sue rounds out our top five scorers of the week with 33 points to start her segment off.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

There were five players who showed their prowess in picking winners by scoring just a single digit at Darlington.  Those five players include Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle, Jim, aka Chiefy, Zee, aka Sissy, Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Lonna the Quilt Angel.

“The Crappiest Pick of The Week” award goes to a very deserving player, Kathy The Church Forecloser.  The Forecloser was able to salvage 5 microscopic points Sunday.  Not only did The Forecloser win the race for the crappiest pick of the week, she also has started out this segment as the first week’s “Outhouse Award” winner!

For all of the players who have yet to win any money this season, we all have just one last chance for working on that dream!

Next week NASCAR rolls north up I-95 to Richmond, VA.

TIL NEXT WEEK, PULL UP YOUR GLOVES, FLIP DOWN YOUR VISOR, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Kurt Busch And Carl Edwards Lead Off This Segment As Co-Favorites

Kurt Busch

The NASCAR season begins the last one third of the season when the haulers unload their race cars at Darlington this weekend.  Likewise, we are beginning our last segment of the 2016 season, that means that there is one more chance for all of us to try to secure some of that Redneck Fantasy League money. Additionally, there are two other chances to win big money, The Chase pot and the Championship pot!

 

Our Darlington Picks

 

Leading off this last segment we have two drivers, Kurt Busch and Carl Edwards, that have four players rooting for them at “The Lady In Black”.  Kurt Busch has the support of Karen The Extremely Opinionated Southern Belle, Jim, aka Chiefy, Zee, aka Sissy and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude this week.

Meanwhile, Skid-Marc, Dan the Numbers Cruncher, Carole, aka Rudy and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff will be betting the farm that “Cousin Carl” Edwards can drive his car into Victory Lane and hoist the hardware over his head Sunday.

Kevin Harvick has a nice following this week with the Three D’s in his corner.  Those three D’s include Snoopy Dawn, Doug The Gandy Candy Dude and David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey who have put all their marbles into “Freaky Fast” Harvick’s marble sack.

Additionally, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Lonna The Quilt Angel are teaming up to back one last time, Tony Stewart!

Lastly, Jerry The Buschwacker and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player are hoping that Joey Logano can get back on track and revive his winning ways just as The Chase is about to get in gear.

The race this weekend at Darlington will be, once again, a retro celebration of NASCAR’s rich history.  It is a time when the race teams and the drivers can reflect on used to be!  Many race teams go retro and celebrate a moment in time.

With that in mind, I have incorporated a video that celebrates the way things used to be, “That Ain’t Country”!!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP,DLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Edie Picks Larson And Smokes The Fantasy League In The 2nd Segment

Kyle Larson


“Young Money”, aka Kyle Larson, picked a good time to get his first win in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, driving away from Chase Elliott and “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski on a late restart to take the Pure Michigan 400 on Sunday at Michigan International Speedway.

Larson, the driver of the Chip Ganassi Racing with Felix Sabates No. 42 Chevrolet, became the 13th different driver to win a race this season and firmly planted himself among those vying for the 16-car field in the Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup.

“Young Money” took the lead away from Chase Elliott on a restart with 10 laps to go when Elliott’s No. 24 Hendrick Motorsports Chevrolet appeared to get loose. From there, Larson drove away for the victory that had eluded him in his first 98 Sprint Cup Series races.

 

The Fraternal Order of The Go Fast

 

In the final race of the second segment, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star took her 45 point lead over the field prior to the start of the race and compounded her lead by picking the race winner, Kyle Larson!  That catapulted her to an even larger margin of victory, 50 points!  Also joining in the fraternity this week is our youngest player, Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, each grabbing 45 points!win

The Las Vegas Super Star smoked the whole field this segment!

The Movers and Shakers

 

Both A&M Aggie Sue and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff, aka known as The Bossman and Water Cooler Leon collected 40 points for riding on the edge of their seat most all day in the copilot seat in Chase Elliott’s race car.

The unlikely trio of Bobby Blue Crush, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude pulled out a nice 39 points to add to their second segment final tally.

Lonna The Quilt Angel received 37 points from Kevin Harvick’s 5th place finish and that was enough to keep her moving away from “The Outhouse”.

Rounding out the top five scorers was Skid-Marc.  Ol Skid-Marc gathered up 36 points from Jimmie Johnson’s 6th place finish at Michigan.

To end the segment there was wide spread movement throughout the leaderboard this week.  However there were not huge exchanges in positions, generally just a slight adjustment of positions.  Those players who remained in their satus quo positions at the end of the this segment were, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star, Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff, Bobby Blue Crush, Jeremy The Coach, Snoopy Dawn, Linda The Cookie Mom, and Jerry The Buschwacker.

The single largest mover this last week of the second segment was Kathy The Church Forecloser.  The ol Church Forecloser slipped and fell three places this week.  She wound up just three points out of “The Outhouse”, she just could not evict Jerry The Buschwacker!

There was a quintet of players that just did the “Texas Two Step” this week.  Cole the On Demand Baseball Player, Jim, aka Chiefy, as well as Doug The Gandy Candy Dude all ascended up the leaderboard two spots this week.  Meanwhile, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Zee, aka Sissy stumbled and fell two spots to end the segment.

Those players not mentioned, heretofore, either climbed up one position or slide down one position this week.

 

Straight From The Crapper

 

You know that most all of the players had a very good race when the lowest scorer of the week adds 20 points to their weekly total.  In closing out this segment David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey secured “The Crappiest Pick of The Week”!

And to wrap up all the 2nd segment business, Jerry The Buschwacker will be receiving the 2nd segment “Outhouse Award”!  He has become the first two-time recipient of that prestigious award!

WE SALUTE YOU!!!

So next week we all get a fresh start!  We can all dream on about making one more attempt at securing some of that big Redneck Fantasy League money, as well as some Chase and Championship mulla!!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

Could This Be The Weekend That Chase Wins?

Chase Elliott

As the summer closes in on fall and the last race of segment number comes into view, The Chase is in sight, not only for the drivers but also for our players! After calculating the numbers this past weekend, It is a foregone conclusion that Edie the Las Vegas Super Star will take home the top money!  Not even an earthquake could shake her off of the top spot with her 45 point lead, that is more points than can be scored in one race!  Nevertheless, the rest of the top four paying spots are still in contention.  So despair not my redneck race fans!

 

Our Michigan Picks

 

This week we have wide spread choices for the Pure Michigan 400, as you will see in the following paragraphs!

There are three drivers this week that have a trio of rooters.  Starting off alphabetically we have William Clyde Elliott, Jr., aka Chase Elliott.  The backers of Chase Elliott this week comprise a list of A&M Aggie Sue, Doug The Gandy Candy Dude, as well as Water Cooler Leon.

Not to be out done this week are Bobby Blue Crush, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude who are whole heartedly backing “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski at Michigan.

Rounding out the top three groups are Carole, aka Rudy, Linda the Cookie Mom and Jerry The Buschwacker who are betting the farm that Joey Logano can drive his hot rod into Victory Lane Sunday evening.

Even though Denny Hamlin has recently visited Victory Lane he could only gather up two players, Jeremy The Coach and Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle to root for him this weekend.

Lastly our presumed segment two winner Edie The Las Vegas Super Star is all in for “Young Money”, Kyle Larson this week and has influenced Cole the On Demand Baseball Player to join her this weekend!

For all the math majors out there that totals 13 player who have teamed with others this week. That leaves a very large number, 9 in total, that are independent thinkers, and are most definitely in bidnez for themselves!

Just a final thought in the final race of this segment.  Is it just me or has anyone else gotten sick and tired of all the rain that has plagued the races over the past month?

“Who’ll stop the rain?”

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

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