Could Bowyer Punch His Ticket At Dover?

Clint Bowyer & Matt Kenseth

This week NASCAR rolls into the Mid Atlantic states.  This week the race weekend is in the capital of Delaware, and just in the backyard of Dover AFB, the East Coast home of the largest cargo plane in the USAF, the C-5 Galaxy.

 

Our Dover Choices

 

Notwithstanding the fast that Clint Bowyer is in a must when situation to pass through to the the Round of 12, one quarter of the Redneck Fantasy League has chosen him as their favorite to drive his hot rod into Victory Lane Sunday afternoon.  Those five players that are backing Bowyer includes Jeremy The Coach, Cole The Redneck Understudy, ol Skid-Marc, Zee, aka Sissy, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff.

Not to be undone this week, there is a quartet of highly unlikely players who have gathered together to support the hottest driver in NASCAR this week, Martin Truex, Jr.  Those four players, who now doubt are BFTTCFF (Best Friends Til The Checkered Flag Falls) this week, consists of Edie The Las Vegas Super Star, Carole, aka Rudy, Jerry The Buschwacker, as well as Dan The Numbers Cruncher.

There is a trio “of under the radar players”, Lonna The Quilt Angel, A&M Aggie Sue and David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey that are riding shotgun with “Mr. Seven-Time”, Jimmie Johnson, this week at Dover.

Additionally, there are two drivers who have a pair of rooters, each supporting their efforts Sunday.

Snoopy Dawn and Doug The Gandy Candy Man are fervently putting all their marbles into the marble bag of young Chase Elliott, hoping that their man will move forward to the round of 12.

Meanwhile Jim, aka Chiefy and Bobby Blue Crush are banking “The Delivernator”, Denny Hamlin, can deliver them to Victory Lane Sunday.

When the checkered flag falls Sunday at Dover there will be four drivers and teams that will load up their car and equipment with their dreams dashed and their hearts crushed, damaged, or removed, kind of like “The Tin Man”.

Good luck to all!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

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