Your Most Humble Sheriff Lengthens His Lead After Talladega

On the Longest Day at Talladega—in a war of attrition that required three red flags and left 14 cars running at the finish—Brad Keselowski powered his No. 2 Team Penske Ford past the No. 31 Chevrolet of Ryan Newman on the final lap to win Sunday’s Alabama 500 at Talladega Superspeedway. Two laps after the final restart […]

Insider Information Investigated!

Earlier this week the insider information investigation proceeded with a private meeting between The Redneck Fantasy League Sheriff and his counsel, Jim, aka Chiefy and Dawn, aka Snoopy, and her legal counsel Carlton The Doorman. After many conversations via encrypted cell phones over the Daytona 500 weekend a time and place was negotiated that was […]

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