(WOMR file photo)
Well gang, I finally got one of the things done for The Redneck Fantasy League that I have wanted to do for the past year. We now have a perpetual award that signifies a total lack of success in picking winners in the previous segment! It is “The Outhouse Award”. I must acknowledge that the award name came from Karen, who as we speak, may wind up as the successor to David as the second recipient of this most prestigious award!
This morning I delivered “The Outhouse Award” to the very first recipient, David Prickett, aka, “David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey”, at his race shop, Western Performance Parts. It really should be no surprise that David holds the distinct pleasure of being the very first honoree! After all, last year he owned the cellar dwellar position for, I believe, two out of the three segments! Quite an accomplishment, wouldn’t you say!
As I have mentioned in emails to all of the players, once “The Outhouse Award” is received by the player, his/her next responsibility is to take a picture of him/her with the plaque next to his/her TV, (no mooning please),and then email it to me for posterity! I am planning to keep track, via the pictures sent to me, of who has had the “privilege” of looking at this plaque for the next segment!
So welcome David, to “The Outhouse Award” club!
The Redneck Fantasy League celebrates you with a “Straight From The Crapper” S-A-L-U-T-E!
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!