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This weekend NASCAR moves it’s road show to Bristol Motor Speedway in the Northeast corner of TN, right on the border of TN and VA. And, as always, it is in the best interest of the both the drivers, as well as all crewmembers, to check their egos, their feelings, and most importantly all their weapons at the pit gate, prior to entry, for the weekend! It just makes it much safer for all involved if all the above items are accomplished prior to strapping into their race cars!
Our Bristol Picks
This week there are four drivers who have most of the support from the players. There are a total of ten players who have paired up with one or more players in their picks.
Quite amazingly there are three players that have jumped on the bandwagon for Martin Truex, Jr. This week “A&M Aggie Sue”, Dawn, and “Richard The NASCAR Picker” are hoping that Truex has “the NAPA Know How” to secure his second victory of the 2013 season.
Similarly, Kyle Busch has three illustrious players chomping on a bag of M&M’s, and hoping that TLVW (The Las Vegas Weasel) can ad to his winning totals at “The Colosseum of Crash”! Those three players rooting ol Kylie are Carlton, “Dan The Numbers Cruncher”, and yours truly, “Leon The Humble Sheriff”.
Zee and Carole, most likely, can be seen hanging around, and soaking up some suds, at the old Miler Lite beer wagon! Both women are hoping that “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski will catch fire, and blaze his was to a victory on this high-speed bullring!
And lastly, both “Bernie The Bay Area Bandit” and Marc may be window shopping for some new, additional, and/or better insurance from Kasey Kahne’s sponsor, Farmers Insurance.
These choices incorporates ten of the seventeen players’ choices this week. That could only mean that the remaining seven players have individual choices, and most definitely “in bidnez” for themselves!
Straight From The Crapper
In case anyone was not paying close attention to the race for “The Outhouse Award”, it appears that Carole has a fairly good grip on her seat in “The Outhouse”! With just the race at Bristol left in the segment, Carole has a 29 point lead on a man who has become really comfortable in the crapper, “David the Mudslinging Throttle Jockey”.
Unless Carole has a superior day at Bristol, she has Keselowski, and David has an absolutely “crappy” day with his pick of Jimmie Johnson, Carole will be the second inductee into “The Outhouse”!
Good luck to all, and remember check your egos, your feelings, and your weapons prior to turning on your TV for the race! Anger, frustrations, and hostilities could be very contagious Saturday night!
TIL NEXT TIME, I AM STILL WORKING ON MY REDNECK!