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This Saturday night, in Richmond, is judgement day in regards to who are the contenders, and who are the pretenders! This weekend, at this high speed 3/4 mile race track, it will be highly advised that all participants, once again, check their egos, check their tempers, and above all check all their weapons! After this race there will be many drivers with bruised egos, lost tempers, and Chase hopes dashed for yet another year!
Our Richmond Picks
The driver who has received the biggest vote of confidence among our players this weekend is Kevin Harvick. This week there are a total of five players who will be riding the Budweiser beer wagon, and cheering the results that Harvick will give them. Those five brave souls are Dawn, “A&M Aggie Sue”, “Richard The NASCAR Picker”, “Marc”, and “Bernie the Bay Area Bandit”!
There are two drivers that have the support of three players each. The Denny Hamlin fan club this week consists of “Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle”, “Jerry The Buschwacker”, and “Jeremy The Coach”. Meanwhile, Carlton, Jim, and Carole, will be seen, more than likely, in a Farmer’s Insurance commercial, Kasey Kahne’s primary sponsor.
Lastly, “Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie” and “Dan The Numbers Cruncher” will, most probably, be caught with their hands in the M&M’s candy bag while rooting for ol Kylie Busch!
Straight From The Crapper
Since Marc did such a fantastic job with his pick last, and as such, was awarded “the crappiest pick of the week” award, his pick of Kevin Harvick this week may be the goose that laid the golden egg for him. Ol Harvick my give Marc the drastic needed shot in the arm, and thereby, possibly moving him off of the toilet seat and out of the crapper!
The three players that are lining up in the front of “the crapper door” are Jim, Edie, and Carole. All three of them are hoping that their Richmond picks will catapult them out of the neighborhood of the crapper, and to a completely different zip code!
After noting the above players’ choices, it shows that there are four unaccounted for people. You know what that means? Yep, those four players are totally “in bidnez” for themselves this week!
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!