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It appears that nearly one third of the players in our fantasy league are united in their choice for The Kobalt 400 in Las Vegas this weekend!

 

Our Las Vegas Picks

 

This week there is an overwhelming choice of our players to win The Kobalt 400.  That choice, by five of the players, happens to be one of Las Vegas’ own, that being the junior “bad boy” of the Busch family, “Rowdy” or just plain ol Kylie Busch.  This week David “The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey”, Carole, and Jim, aka “Chiefy”, and Jeremy “The Coach” will all have their collective hands in the M&M’s bag Sunday.  I must add that all these players should be careful not to over indulge, even though we all know that M&M’s melt in your mouth, not in your hand!

There are three players that, most likely, are thinking about changing insurance carriers, and will be getting some insurance quotes from Carl Edwards’ sponsor, AFLAC, this Sunday  Those three insurance seeking players are, Edie, Jason “The Latent Tie Dye Hippie”, and Leon “Your Most Humble Sheriff”!

Next, two players will lunching, either together or separately, at their local Jimmy Johns’ Sub shop, and all the while channeling their inner being into helping Kevin Harvick try to win two races in a row!  After all that car is “Freaky Fast”!  Those two hungry players are Marc, and Jerry “The Buschwacker”!

Lastly, both Dawn and Bernie “The Bay Area Bandit” are most likely having “soda cookies” with their driver, Tony Stewart!

Once again the players not mentioned are hopelessly in bidnez for themselves this week!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!