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We are starting to close in on the tail end of segment #1, and this is the portion of the segment whereby we each start to look at the standings to determine if we have “a shot at the money”! It is also a time that some of us are looking at the possibility of garnering that coveted “Outhouse Award”, and housing it next to the TV for the entire next segment! Nevertheless, both of these ends of the spectrum comes with notoriety, honor, respect, a sense of accomplishment, and/or the lack thereof!
“The Lady In Black” Picks
This week, at Darlington, there are two drivers that have three players in their individual corners this weekend, and one driver with two players rooting him on. Dawn, Carole, and “Bernie The Bay Area Bandit” will be watching the race from their local FedEx store this weekend, and hoping that Denny Hamlin can pull out a very timely win at Darlington. Additionally, Edie, “Jim, aka Chiefy”, and “Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle” all will be doing their best philanthropic imitation Sunday! Those three will be hoping that ol “Mr Four-Time”, Jeff Gordon, can single-handedly end world hunger, and win the Bojagles Southern 500!
Lastly, “David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey”, as well as “Dan The Numbers Cruncher”, most likely will be seen shopping down at their local Dollar General Store, and putting all their marbles in the grocery sack of Matt Kenseth Sunday.
The other half of the players this week will be, totally and unequivocally “in bidnez” for themselves!
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACINOW!