Brad Keselowski

(WOMR file photo)

This weekend “the playoffs”, aka The Chase, begins at Chicagoland.

The choices by the players are all over the board this week in The 400.  Even though I am out on the road, and have been since late May, I have “people” who report back to me.  The Redneck Fantasy League Private Investigator has filed his weekly report!

Having said that, the favorite driver this week is “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski. You would not believe what info the P.I. forwarded from his watchful eye and notes from his iPad.  This week, it was noted, that Doug, Jr., “Jerry The Buschwacker”, “A&M Aggie Sue”, and lastly “Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff and Reigning Outhouse Award holder” were observed loading case after case of Miller Lite into their vehicles!  Are they planning a victory celebration for “Bad Brad”?  Or do all of them just have a huge drinking problem?

Lonna, Dawn, and “Doug The Former Mudslinger and Pyschic, Turned Kettle Corn Dude” were sneaking around their local Lowe’s store.  Are they just supporting their choice this week, Jimmie Johnson, with long needed purchases?  Or are they closet “do-it-yourself” fixer upper people? Hmmmm……

Additionally, it was noted that Carole, “Carlton The Doorman”, and “Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle”, even though they thought that they were totally undetected, were observed slipping into their local Fastenal store just prior to closing time.  The report was not totally conclusive as to what these unsavory individuals were up to, but my guess is that they all were looking for their nuts.  Most likely for an upcoming project!

Our current leader, “Bernie The Bay Area Bandit”, as well as Zee, are checking all their shopping coupons for Target.  Rumor has it that these two players are looking to make a haul this weekend, and hoping that Kyle Larson will pull off his first Sprint Cup win at Joliet!

Earlier I mentioned a group of beer swillers, well “David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey” and “Jeremy The Coach” will not be out-done this week! With the heat that is rolling into the San Joaquin Valley, I am reasonably sure that these two dudes will pound down a few gallons of “Bud” a piece! It might also be noted that Kevin Harvick is their choice for Sunday, however, these two boys really need no specific reason to “grab a few Bud’s”!!!

Lastly, “Dan The Numbers Cruncher” and Brandon will be downing a little AMP Energy drink, as well as felling very patriotic, hoping that Dale Jr.’s National Guard Chevy pulls off the first victory in The Chase for 2014!

There are four players this week that have individual choices, and as such, are most definitely “in bidnez” for themselves!



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