(WOMR file photo)
This weekend NASCAR rolls into the Granite State, New Hampshire, for it’s final appearance of the season.
The Louden Picks
One fifth of the players have joined forces with their selection this week. It appears that for the second week in a row “the beer swillers” are in the majority, and are supporting the same “beer wagon”! Marc, Dawn, “Doug The Former Mudslinger and Psychic, Turned Kettle Corn Dude”, and “Karen the Highly Opinionated Southern Belle” all were seen loading cases upon cases of Miller Lite into their shopping basket! It was even noted by our sneaky, crafty undercover RNFL private investigator that “Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle was observed “requisitioning” a cardboard cutout of her new favorite driver, “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski!
Meanwhile, Brandon, “Carlton The Doorman”, and “Jeremy The Coach” evidently were “pinching their pennies” at The Dollar General Store this week. Again the omniscient P.I. observed “Jeremy The Coach” trying to replicate the Matt Kenseth paint scheme on his shopping buggy! A very interesting, and crafty idea!
Both “Bernie The Bay Area Bandit” and “Jerry The Buschwacker” are holding out, hoping that Jeff Gordon will punch his ticket with a win and move on to the second round!
Whereas, both Zee and “A&M Aggie Sue” are quietly hoping that Joey Logano can put his Shell/Pennzoil Ford into the winners circle.
Lastly, “Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie” and his old man, “Leon The Retired Airline Captain, Part-Time Cardiologist and Strawberry Picker, Former Elephant Driver, Second Segment Outhouse Award Winner, and Your Most Humble Sheriff” will be viewing the race from their local Lowe’s. Do you think that there is a possibility that either one of them will purchase some home improvement items, or just fake it?
For the unmentioned seven players, it could only mean that you all are in “bidnez” for themselves!
So let’s spend this weekend in New England!
Good luck to all!
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!