Will history repeat itself this week at Phoenix International Raceway? If you remember last year Kevin Harvick came into PIR fresh off the victory at Las
Vegas and throughly dominated the race at Phoenix! When the sun sets in the Valley of The Sun will Kevin Harvick be hoisting the trophy overhead?
Our Phoenix Picks
This week the choices are all over the board with five drivers having a rooting section of two and one driver having one fourth of The Redneck Fantasy League in his corner.
As I mentioned above there is some recent history for picking Harvick as your man Sunday. It appears that some of our players are, in fact, students of this sport.
This week there are five players, Lonna The Quilt Angel, Jim, aka Chiefy, Jerry The Buschwacker, Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All Around Edgy Dude, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff were all observed and videoed by The Redneck Fantasy League’s team of undercover plain-clothed freelance private investigators that are on call at a moments notice. These videos show that all five of these individuals were observed this week grabbing large Jimmy John’s sandwiches. What was really weird was that as these people left the establishment they were “Freaky Fast” on their departures! Maybe they are hoping that Kevin Harvick will be equally “Freak Fast” Sunday!
Meanwhile Jeremy The Coach and his son, Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, were observed bagging some Stanley tools. Now really, were these two really going home to perform a do-it-yourself- home repair, or could it be that they were hoping to gleen some insider information about Carl Edwards? You be the judge.
Likewise, the word is out that both David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey and Marc NN (No Nickname) are hooked on, and have become addicted to, those dang M&M’s! Could it be that these two are hoping that they could implore the “Stockholm Syndrome” in reverse. That is, they are hoping that they could control, influence, and coax Kyle Busch to victory!
Both Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Carole, aka Rudy, were observed in Lowe’s this week purchasing some Kobalt tools! Now really do these ladies look like they are big DIY people?? I think that, once again, our players are hoping that by purchasing some of their driver’s products, in this case, it will help Jimmie Johnson.
Now you want to talk about a duck out of water? Check this one out! Zee, aka Sissy, and Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle were in their Bass Pro Sports stores earlier in the week. Now really if you know these two would you really believe that either of these ladies are big hunters and fisherman? C’mon man! These two ladies were there for one reason and one reason only, trying to gain some inside information about Martin Truex, Jr. for this Sunday’s race in Phoenix!
Lastly, Dawn’s legal counsel, Carlton The Doorman, and Bobby, aka Blue Crush were seen carting off many cases of Monster Energy drink. Really do you need cases of that stuff? Again I guess that they will do anything for the their driver, Kurt Busch, to win this week!
Good luck to all!
Just remember that:
“Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you!”
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOU VISOR VISOR DOWN AND LET’S GO RACIN’!