This week NASCAR makes its annual trek into the hallowed ground of auto racing, The Indianapolis Motor Speedway, located at the corner of 16th St. and Georgetown in Speedway, IN.
Our Indy Picks
Leading the pack this week with the favor of one fifth of The Redneck Fantasy League, and I know that the accompanying photo gave it away, is “Freaky Fast” Kevin Harvick”!
There are four players, Carlton The Doorman, Kathy The Church Forecloser, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, as well as Cole the On Demand Baseball Player that are pounding down a Jimmy John’s sandwich while riding shotgun with Harvick at Indy.
Not to be outdone this week is Bobby Blue Crush, Jerry The Buschwacker and Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle and all are hanging with the elder Busch Bro., formally known as “Outlaw”, now more commonly known by his given name, Kurt.
There are five drivers that have a rooting section this week of two players each.
Smoke finally is getting a little love this season. Both Lonna The Quilt Angel and Carole, aka Rudy are of the impression that Tony Stewart has at least one more win up his sleeve this season.
Both Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie and All-Around Edgy Dude will likely be watching the race from their local FedEx office and rooting for Denny Hamlin Sunday.
Meanwhile Jim, aka Chiefy and Jeremy The Coach are in the hip pocket of Mr. Six-Pack, Jimmie Johnson Sunday.
Another interesting movie this week will be watching Snoopy Dawn and A&M Aggie Sue munching on a huge bag of Skittles while they are rooting on Kyle Busch for another win.
Lastly, Doug The Former Mudslinger and Psychic, Turned Kettle Corn Dude and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff most likely will be offloading their weekly paycheck at The Dollar General Store while they are rooting for Matt Kenseth.
Good luck to all as we go “back home again in Indiana”!
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN’!