With the regular season now in the books, “THE CHASE” is about to begin in earnest with the race at Chicagoland!
Our Chicagoland Picks
Now that Kevin Harvick’s team has re-tooled its pit crew can that enhance his ability to pull off his second Sprint Cup championship? This week Jerry The Buschwacker, Linda The Cookie Mom, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, as well as Jason The Latent Tie Dye Hippie Techie, and All-Around Edgy Dude think so and have pledged their support for “Freaky Fast” driver. That, my friends, is a “freaky” composite group of the most widely differential individuals that have banded together so far this season! I have dispatched The Redneck Fantasy League private investigator to try to piece together what has banded these players together this week. (It looks a little shaky!)
This week at Chicagoland there are three drivers that have a rooting section of three players. First in this group of rooters are Zee, aka Sissy, Dan The Numbers Cruncher and Jeremy The Coach, all hoping that Matt Kenseth will roll his JGR #20 Toyota into Victory Lane when the checkered flag flies.
Next on this list is Kathy The Forecloser, Jim, aka Chiefy and Cole The On Demand Baseball Player, who are all in for Carl Edwards.
Additionally, Snoopy Dawn, Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Bell, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff are riding shotgun with Denny Hamlin this week. Does the phrase ” a day late and a dollar short” come into play this week for these three players?
Both Carole, aka Rudy and A&M Aggie Sue have put all their marbles in the marble sack of Kyle Larson at Chicagoland.
Lastly, Doug The Gandy Candyman and Lonna The Quilt Angel think that this week Kurt Busch will punch his ticket to the next round of The Chase.
With the start of our last segment, and for those players who have yet to go by the pay window, the time is nigh and we might be “living on a prayer”!
Good luck to all this week as The Chase cranks up.
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWNM AND LET’S GO RACIN’!