This week the NASCAR haulers are caravaning down to the Dallas-Ft. Worth metroplex, more accurately, just Northeast of the Alliance Airport to the Texas Motor Speedway for the O’Reilly Auto Parts 500. (Alliance Airport is owned by a poor little guy that you may have heard of, Ross Perot!)
Our O’Reilly Auto Parts 500 Choices
Leading the way this week is Jimmie Johnson. Mr. Seven-Time has six fantasy league players, almost one third of the fantasy league, those six includes Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle, Snoopy Dawn, Carole, aka Rudy, Doug The Gandy Candy Man, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, as well as Dan the Numbers Cruncher all betting the farm that Johnson will erupt from his season-long slump and drive his No. 48 Lowe’s Chevy into Victory lane Sunday.
Kevin Harvick is doing quite well this week in the fantasy league with the support of a very unlikely trio. The three players rooting got “Freaky Fast” Harvick includes Lonna The Quilt Angel, Zee, aka Sissy, and Don The Engine Builder. Two out of those three, The Quilt Angel and Sissy could really use some big numbers this week at Texas!
There are three drivers that have a rooting section of two players each.
Still looking for his very first MENCS victory is Chase Elliott. He has been so very close so many times over the last two years, finishing second, being the bridesmaid more times than he really cares to count. However, that has deterred Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff from putting all their marbles into the marble sack of Elliott at Texas.
Both Kathy The Church Forecloser and Edie The Las Vegas Super Star are banding together in their support for “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski this week. Both are hoping that “Bad Brad” can outmaneuver the field and take the checkered flag Sunday.
Lastly, Bobby Blue Crush and A&M Aggie Sue are backing “Young Money”, Kyle Larson, at Texas dearly hoping that Larson will be placing his hot rod in Victory Lane at the end of the afternoon.
Good luck to all!
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR GLOVES UP, FLIP YOUR VISOR DOWN, AND LET’S GO RACIN”!