This week the haulers load up and head northeast to the Tri-Cities area that consist of the three cities of Kingsport, Johnson City, and Bristol, all located in the Northeast Tennessee/Southwest Virginia region. The big attraction located in this part of the country is The World’s Fastest Half Mile Race Track, The Last Colosseum, aka, The Bristol Motor Speedway.
So here we go again to another short track, another bull ring. It is another chance for crumpled sheet metal, bruise egos, pay back, and broken dreams.
OUR BRISTOL CHOICES
This week we are experiencing a phenomena that occurs from time to time in The Redneck Fantasy League. Even though we select our segment drivers prior to the segment starting, occasionally, when a driver wins a race, it seems that the following week he becomes the new favorite. That is what we are looking at this week at Bristol.
Denny Hamlin grabbed victory at Texas and now has the support of one quarter of The Redneck Fantasy League. Supporting The Delivernator this week are four players consisting of Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle, Carole, aka Rudy, Carlton The Doorman, as well as Amber The Extremely Lucky Cheddar Head. These four are really wanting Hamlin to be able to go back-to-back with victories.
There are two drivers with a rooting section of three players each. Lonna The Quilt Angel, Bobby Blue Crush, and Linda R. The Lemonade Lefty are banding together for Kyle Busch. This trio is hoping that Rowdy can return to his 2019 winning ways this week at Bristol.
Meanwhile, Snoopy Dawn, David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, as well as Dan the Numbers Cruncher will be riding shotgun with William Clyde Elliott, Jr. better known as Chase–Awesome Bill’s kid.
Rounding out the group thing is the Brothers Hammack. Jim, aka, Chiefy, and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff are pushing it all in for Kyle Larson. This week they are betting the farm that Young Money can close the deal and grab his first victory for 2019, and end his winning drought!
For all the math majors and card counters in the fantasy league, you will know that there are six players that was not mentioned above. That can only mean that those six players are in bidnez for themselves this week!
These individual thinkers may be humming these lyrics:
Here I go again on my own
Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An’ I’ve made up my mind, I ain’t wasting no more time
Good luck to all.
TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR BELTS TIGHT AND LET’S GO RACIN’!