Kyle Larson & Family

This week the NASCAR haulers head out to Sparta, KY, more specifically to the Kentucky Speedway. For those who have never been in that part of this beautiful country Sparta, KY is 40.8 miles to the southwest of Cincinnati, OH on I-71, and therefore a fringe suburb of that city.

OUR KENTUCKY SELECTIONS

As the accompanying photo of “Young Money”, Kyle Larson, his wife Katelyn Sweet-Larson, the sister of World of Outlaws Sprint Car driver Brad Sweet, and daughter Audrey (Owen was walking directly behind them as they approached for driver intros at Sonoma, and was blocked out of the shot) would indicate that this week he, Larson, is the fantasy league favorite. The four players who will be betting the farm on Larson is Carlton The Doorman, Lonna The Quilt Angel, Bobby Blue Crush, and David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey.

The rest of the fantasy league wealth is spread out among five drivers with a support cast of two players each at Kentucky.

Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle and Linda B. The Cookie Mom are joining forces this week in support of YRB. Both are looking forward to the Victory Lane celebration with Young Ryan Blaney, Team Penske, and 69,000 of their closest friends at Kentucky Speedway.

But both Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Linda B. The Cookie Mom have a much different take on the racing at Kentucky Speedway this weekend. Both ladies will be putting their all into full support of Clint Bowyer. They are really hoping that Bowyer can slap another victory on his resume this week in hopes of securing his job at SHR for 2020.

However, Snoopy Dawn and Carole, aka Rudy, have much to say about the previous paragraph. Both players are adament about their support for “The Delivernator”, Denny Hamlin. Both ladies have pushed all their chips in for the Joe Gibbs Racing driver at Kentucky.

Meanwhile, Jim, aka Chiefy and Jeremy The Coach are in lock step for their KY driver this week, “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski. I wonder if ol Kez will have another brazen announcement this week that he will have to retract and eat?

Lastly, Dan the Numbers Cruncher and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff are standing behind of “The Big Three” this week, Martin Truex, Jr. Both players are of the mindset that it is time for Truex to add another victory to his 2019 totals.

“I know nothing stays the same but if you’re willing to play the game, it’s coming around again.”

That leaves five players, this week, that are independent thinkers this week, and as such are most definitely in bidnez for themselves!

Good luck to all!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR BELTS TIGHT AND LET’S GO RACIN”!

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