Chase Elliott

This week the NASCAR haulers roll up into upstate New York, to the natives, western New York to the rest of us. Watkins Glen International is nestled into the Finger Lakes region of western New York, approximately 84 miles southwest of Syracuse, NY, at the southern tip of Lake Seneca.

OUR WATKINS GLEN SELECTIONS

As this segment begins to wind down, several of the players have rallied behind the Hendrick Motorsports driver, William Clyde Elliott, Jr. (better known as Chase). Linda B. The Cookie Mom. Bobby Blue Crush, as well as Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff will be banding together and hoping that Chase can chalk up another victory on his way to The Playoffs.

Also having three players in his camp at The Glen is Kurt Busch, formally known as The Outlaw. The trio supporting KuBu consists of Bernie The Bay Area Bandit, Linda R. The Lemonade Lefty, and David The Mudslinging Throttle Jockey, all dearly hoping that Kurt can add another victory his his 2019 Chip Ganassi Racing resume.

There are three drivers, this week, that have a rooting section of two players each. To begin this part of the weekly discourse, we have Kathy The Church Forecloser and Dan The Numbers Cruncher hanging out with their man, Aric Almirola.

However, Karen The Highly Opinionated Southern Belle and Wild Bill The Pretzel Man are joining forces to back Easy Money, Kyle Larson, at this beautifully iconic road course at the south end of Lake Seneca.

Lastly, Edie The Las Vegas Super Star and Snoopy Dawn will be working on, and perfecting, their Espanol this weekend, while fully supporting Daniel Suarez. Both ladies are part of the entourage known as “Daniel’s Amigos” at The Glen. Just remember ladies, do not confuse “como esta usted with como esta frejole”!

I almost for got, there are six players who are unequivocally in bidnez for themselves this week!

Good luck to all this week!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR BELTS TIGHT AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

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