Rush Hour @ LVMS

With the revised schedule associated with NASCAR starting up the next two weeks will be rapid fire racing! The Cup Series rakes a second trip to Darlington Speedway in four days!

OUR DARLINGTON 2 CHOICES

It is really interesting to see how this week fares. We have five groups of players pairing up two-by-two for their choices.

For a total lack of creativity on my part, I will discuss the drivers alphabetically this week. Quickly Dan The Numbers Cruncher and Leon Your Most Humble Sheriff team up to support Kevin Harvick. They are hoping that the Bakersfield native can jump all over everyone and get his season rocking and rolling after the nine week layoff wit a very timely victory.

Whereas Jim, aka Chiefy, and Edie The Las Vegas Super Star are going to the bank to make a huge withdrawal and placing it all at the sports window for the retiring HMS driver, Mr. Seven-Time, aka Jimmie Johnson.

Not to be outdone, Carole, aka Rudy, and Carlton The Doorman are banding together to fully back the possible Team Penske lame duck driver, “Blazingly Bad” Brad Keselowski at Darlington.

Meanwhile, Amber The Extremely Lucky Cheddar Head and Jeremy The Coach think that Joey Logano will bust things wide open with a victory at the Darlington 2 race and pave his way towards another Cup championship!

Lastly, Bernie The Bay Area Bandit and Linda The Cookie Mom are partnering up with a rested and refreshed Ryan Newman. These ladies are surely thinking that now that Newman has recovered from a brain injury in the Daytona 500, in which he almost won that race, that he is ready to put a whoopin’ on the rest of the field!

Our sole holdout this week is Snoopy Dawn. Snoopy is totally and completely in bidnez for herself with that Jones boy, Erik, in her hip pocket!

This season has started out so “crazy on us”!

Nevertheless, good luck to all!

TIL NEXT TIME, PULL YOUR BELTS TIGHT AND LET’S GO RACIN’!

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